Once upon a time in America, when television had only 3 Networks that produced generally excellent and well acted non reality programming, there was a series called The Man from Uncle. I got to thinking about how prescient that show really was……..
As I was recently granted top secret security clearance to the big secrets of our newly installed Commander In-Continent Joseph Liden (like where the Terrorists hid his Jello Pudding), I can now safely expose recently declassified details about our Big Tech Robber Barons and the clandestine organization to which they belong.
This organization has been around since September 1964, when it was formed to promote world domination by geeks using the digitization of everything with an early programming language called Speakeasy, developed in 1964 at Argonne National Laboratory (ANL).
The nefarious group started long before the Internet was invented by Al Gore, but continues today with massive financial support from Google, Amazon, Microsoft and Apple. Their nearly infinite supply of Stock Market monopoly money has led to almost total victory by dumbing down the masses with instant gratification requiring nearly zero rational thought.
The loosely knit group of home based basement dwellers was first identified by a Mr. Alexander Waverly in October 1964 who sought to control the group’s influence with a network of counter spies operating under the name United Network Command for Law Enforcement (U.N.C.L.E.).
Mr. Waverly understood the evil nature of this techno-fascist group and how they would be able to slowly transform the world by transforming the people using a network of spies that monitored and then controlled virtually all human interaction and thought. These spies were innocently called “Cookies” (Communist Organization of Killers, Evil-Doers and Spies).
He went to the top levels of Government to finance his counter intelligence organization and successfully obtained just enough cash to last 3 1/2 years.
However, that level of limited funding could not provide enough resistance to the ever wealthier Geeks and their Cookie henchman. The organization, which dominates politics and culture by canceling history and people that love Liberty over Techno-Tyranny, continues to survive today under the name of T.H.R.U.S.H. (Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity).
The following power mad Geeks are active members of the T.H.R.U.S.H. organization today:
- Bill Hates
- Tim Kook
- Jeff Bozos
- Mark Zuckerborg
The names of other supporting members of T.H.R.U.S.H., mainly from the MSM, will be released at the end of Kamala Harris’s soon to be first term as the first female President of the United Socialist States of America to be Impeached.
Soon to be President Harris will likely have a statement about T.H.R.U.S.H. when she can stop smiling long enough to speak.
A GoFundMe site has been established to re-finance U.N.C.L.E. and bring Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryaken back from their long rest to help us continue this fight to the end, before T.H.R.U.S.H. successfully realizes their long sought after goal of world domination by soulless nerds.